what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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