It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
