I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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