Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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