Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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