He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
