Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think people are normalizing furries
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Randomize
