just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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