If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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