im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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