Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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