Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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