So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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