So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
