Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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