I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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