There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The power of my boobs compel you
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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