This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
where are my eyebrows?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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