i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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