I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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