he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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