Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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