is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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