Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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