dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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