Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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