White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Is Oprah even human
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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