I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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