If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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