Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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