I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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