i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I will be naked everywhere
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I feel like a drive thru vagina
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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