Don't you send me to vm
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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