Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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