My brain says no but my pants say off.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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