Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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