i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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