2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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