Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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