dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
