I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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