none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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