worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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