yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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