I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My pussy is not your playground.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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