can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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