The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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