a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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