before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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