whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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