this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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