Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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