i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
