I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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