why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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