How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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