Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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